5.24.2016

Val Kilmer's Top 1980's Lady-Gasm Advice



I can't remember now what led me to this Tumblr, but in the Frequently Asked Questions, I found something golden that needed to be shared...and it spoke of lady-gasms.

You see, the Last FAQ on that Tumblr said the following:
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING: THE EMBASSY, THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT, THE CONSULATE. I EVEN TALKED TO THE U.S. AMBASSADOR. IT'S NO USE. I JUST CAN'T BRING MY WIFE TO ORGASM.

It then answered that question with this video:

 

Well, the young Val Kilmer there, asks if he's tried the anal intruder, and well, the ol' guy thinks that might just be the solution.

Clearly, the real answer here is that he should probably focus on the clitoris/vulva area and, ya know, do whatever his wife would do to herself during masturbation instead of ramming her ass with a jackhammer-like fisting device, but whatever. This is absurd comedy, and I thought you needed to see it.

It's from the movie Top Secret! from the people who brought you the Naked Gun and Airplane! series, which I have always been a fan of, so maybe I will be watching this, and maybe it will get a proper SSL Review.

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